Chaos - Dominions meets Battle Royale and then you Disbelieve it all!
Taming krakens is my surf!
Tonande bach tonande bech te du se do re mi fah so
...dammit, all I got is a ghost?
You guys are good at summoning stuff!
But check THIS out:
A!
La!
Errr... Ka, I think?
And then, God! I cant' read what I wrote.
Zom? Maybe?
Awwww 🙁
/pox Really disappointed by the failure because the spells adds CHAOS by forcing everyone to navigate an arena full of killer-trees.
Too bad, it would have been interesting to see such a crowded arena being filled with trees.
Really interesting question is where does the Not-Kraken of that Mad Wizard wander off during the movement phase?
Are the first wizard(s) being eliminated already on the first turn...
I may have been the one to summon a zombie, but it looks like we're all the walking dead.
/
Quote from Operative Lynx on 26 January 2024, 0h04Really interesting question is where does the Not-Kraken of that Mad Wizard wander off during the movement phase?
According to tradition: Towards Argyraspide.
Down with tradition!
Quote from The Wargaming Scribe on 26 January 2024, 13h33/
I love the smell of fried horses in the morning... Smelled like Disbelieve...
Dear viewers! The crowd roars as Mad Porcus the Porcine Mage unleashes the might of a Red Dragon on his enemies!
Actually nice graphics for the era, I guess
The horse summoned by Lynx The Operator is instantly reduced to cinders! First blood to the Pork! It's also a daring move, as it's almost certain that the monsters is an illusion, but a deadly one nonetheless! Who amongst the Wizards and Sorcerers will waste a precious Spell Turn to destroy it, however? Choices, viewers!
Also it's not a Ogre it's a Goblin
Boo.
Aaand with a statistically improbable series of events we have our first casualty! Dayyalu the Grey meets his end against Ahab the Idolator's Ghost!
Wow, that was fast... Dayyalu's announcements will be missed!
On the other hand, Ahab may send his recordings with complete turns to Dayyalu, so that he may continue his gig
Remember when I had to post and comment every Dark Forest turn even though I was eliminated? Well, that’s you now Dayyalu!
Quote from The Wargaming Scribe on 27 January 2024, 10h15Remember when I had to post and comment every Dark Forest turn even though I was eliminated? Well, that’s you now Dayyalu!
Send me the turns! I will keep the wrestling commentary up.
Quote from Dayyalu on 26 January 2024, 21h18The horse summoned by Lynx The Operator is instantly reduced to cinders! First blood to the Pork! It's also a daring move, as it's almost certain that the monsters is an illusion, but a deadly one nonetheless! Who amongst the Wizards and Sorcerers will waste a precious Spell Turn to destroy it, however? Choices, viewers!
I assure you the beast is genuine. Just ask my little fried pony.
On the other hand, those zombies smell a bit fishy, and does anyone really believe in ghosts?
The Ogre was the true danger! So we are all lucky.
The faun... I don't think he can actually 'do' anything.
Maybe if we have a poetry recital.
Quote from Porkbelly on 27 January 2024, 11h48On the other hand, those zombies smell a bit fishy, and does anyone really believe in ghosts?
I do not, the chances that they can exist and kill Wizards in one hit are preposterous.
Quote from Porkbelly on 27 January 2024, 11h48The faun... I don't think he can actually 'do' anything.
Maybe if we have a poetry recital.
De paroles vacante et ce corps allourdi
Tard succombent au fier silence de midi :
Sans plus il faut dormir en l’oubli du blasphème,
Sur le sable altéré gisant et comme j’aime
Ouvrir ma bouche à l’astre efficace des vins !
Sir! I came here for the recital - I am renowned worldwide as a master of the Byronic verse, as you all know - but I am shocked, shocked, and deeply offended aside, at the absurd allegations that we are neither real nor deadly. Statistically improbable? Statistically improbable? I will have you know that I once shot a sparrow mid-flight with a black powder flintlock. Now that was statistically improbable. That satyr, though, is certainly an illusion, or at least a very bad costume. I do not think he is even speaking a real language.
My poor horse... 
He had served me so well on so many crusades... This... This means War!
I'm afraid it is as His Holiness had predicted, all the other wizards here serve the Chaos and so many of them are even those accursed Necromancers. I'm all alone here defending The Law...
I'm already feeling the oppression of the Chaos around me... O' Lord, Grant me the Strength... To bring Order into this Chaos... To turn that foul beast into a metallic dragon!
Quote from DDG Ahab on 27 January 2024, 14h42
I don't know if that funny rhymed noises it makes count as language, but still - every summoner here has brought something of real bones and flesh (even if somewhat rotten), except that one flimsy apparition that's waiting to be flown away with the first puff of wind.